The Reality of Facebook!

[H2 Junior member]

Poke Moi,
Poke Toi
CAUTION: READERS’ DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

I passed 3 years of my life on FACEBOOK. On every occasion, totally volunteer, I had the noble intention: my real life, real friends and real business. I do not need Facebook to have friends, me. Some girl name Ellie Coderre who is selling herself to have more than 1000 friends, everyone is talking about her. So what? We pay taxes so that she can have friends and we pay more so that they can say this on subsidise television? I asked this question to one my friends. We shouldn’t have time to pass ours lives on Facebook? To find nice friends we do have other activities.
I try my best to sell myself by putting on nice photos of mine on Facebook. After all these efforts of three years just to look “cool” like others... I ended up having more then 50 Fcuk Friends and that’s after sending more than 500 requests and attended four sessions with psycho path who was a professional in social relations of the internet. And as a result, my confusion (confession) about fellowship of the ring was not treatable. Here is my interview with the Doc.

Me: If Maria left me pending for 3 weeks... what does it mean? You understand that now I’m friends with all of my employees, I can’t blame them now on why they didn’t updated their status at 14:35 every day! I mean they are my friends.

How we can be friends with employees and work together?

Yesterday, I did some DRUNKEN Face booking and I said a lot of bad things like we do in the parties.
Everyone read this stuff again next morning?
You understand what I mean?
I send a friend request to a girl that I fired last week. She didn’t answer me yet... what does that suppose to mean?
Is it essential to update ours pictures after a week or 2 until we are dead?
One of my employees wrote she was having a bad day.
Is she going to quit her job now?
I Phuck less since I have started working on FB.
Do you think it’s important to live the ultimate dream of having a nice updated status at the end of the day?
Doc, are you listening, why does this always happen to me that when I would like to chat with someone, they always are in hurry to go to bed. And when I update my status they are still online. I did an online research with the year of my graduation and school and I found Cindy Cyr, she use to be in my class. I thought she was older then me.hmm... I’m not sure! I think I already kissed her. Yesterday, I had 50 friends and today morning when I updated my status I had 48.
My decent cousins stalk me and I am a guy! I hate it. I don’t know why, what they can find in my profile maybe part of my life with others, I don’t know maybe my employee, friends, girlfriends, girls, cars, the truth is I play games on Phuckbook everyday let’s say, Farmville, Mafia Wars, Cookie, Rookie, the Economist and Crazy Taxi that’s a nice game by the way.

Think about it! Is FB your life?
The freak never gave me any answer to my questions!
Maybe you can Help, guys, friends.